In conjunction with stating on Thursday that George Ryan should be set free, Gov. Rod Blagojevich is expected to announce the following this week:
* He will not only keep Death Row empty, but clear out Simple Felony and Misdemeanor Row too.
* He is planning to enter the priesthood sometime between the end of his term as governor and the day of his coming federal indictment. He has also taken on a second job at a soup kitchen and a third job as a paralegal at Winston & Strawn.
* He will accept an ambassadorship from Barack Obama, but swears it is not because it will give him diplomatic immunity.
* Yes, he knows what irony means.
* Patti made him do it.
Meanwhile, Jim Thompson insists that Ryan feels remorse.
A) He’s just been too shy to say so publicly.
B) He’s damn sorry he ever trusted Scott Fawell.
C) He’s sorry he shanked that guy in Unit C and he’ll apologize for anything to get out before the ladies trap him in the shower.