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1. Todd Stroger moves forward with his plan to fire Cook County Public Defender Ed Burnette.

A) Complains Burnette has done poor job defending him.
B) Relative graduating high school needs job.
C) Will hire him back as a consultant, though.

2. Bill Beavers asks Juvenile Detention Center director if he owns a suit.

A) “Not on what you’re paying me.”
B) “It’s at the dry cleaners having gang blood removed.”
C) “Do you own a brain?”

3. Rod Blagojevich skips Holocaust ceremony.

A) “This administration is about looking forward, not back.”
B) Was driving to Cincinnati to watch Jon Lieber’s first start of the season for the Cubs.
C) Was having a bad hair day.

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