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Goodbye Denver, Hello St. Paul

August 31, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“It did go well,” David Carr writes in the New York Times, “give or take a chronic shortage of cabs, complaints from protesters about penning in free speech, and a memorable exit from Invesco Field that resembled the panicked abandonment of a very large ship. (‘Yes we can,’ shouted people over protesting police officers as they pushed down fences to escape.)”

Carr also notes that The Daily Show has put up a billboard near the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport that says “Welcome, Rich White Oligarchs.”

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Illinois Hugs It Out In Denver

August 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Justin Kaufmann of WBEZ captured this extraordinary moment at the Illinois delegation breakfast this morning.

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Mystery Convention Theater

August 26, 2008 · 2 Comments

In which Steve and Tim talk back to the TV.

TIM: They didn’t even bother airing Jimmy Carter’s film about the state of New Orleans on the third anniversary of Katrina. The ex-president in prime time documenting this horror is less newsworthy than Pat Buchanan repeating what he’s been saying every day for weeks?

STEVE: I saw Junior speaking on a couple channels. He’s really good. I wish he were running!

TIM: “In our family he’s known as ‘Uncle Teddy.’And in Emil Jones’s family he’s known as… But I kid!”

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TIM: Odd – “Still the One” was Clinton’s (er,”Stanton’s”) campaign theme in Primary Colors.

STEVE: The Bob Seger song or the Shania Twain song?

TIM: C’mon, it’s Orleans! Michael Berube said another of their tunes (“Dance with Me”) is the ultimate paradoxical tune because it’s impossible to dance to!

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TIM: I’m programming a macro that types “booooooorrrrrrring” with one keystroke.

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Machine Night

August 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

E-mail exchange, Monday afternoon:

TIM: Have you seen tonight’s lineup?

The Honorable Emil Jones, Jr.
State Senator, Illinois

The Honorable Lisa Madigan
Attorney General, Illinois

The Honorable Dan Hynes
Comptroller, Illinois

The Honorable Alexi Giannoulis
State Treasurer, Illinois

The Honorable Jesse Jackson, Jr.
Member of the US House of Representatives, Illinois

Tom Balanoff
President, SEIU Local 1 (Chicago)

The Honorable Miguel Del Valle
City Clerk of Chicago, Illinois

STEVE: I never saw Jones on the schedule before. That can’t be right.

TIM: Don’t worry, an hour before we’ll learn that his son will read the speech.

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Blagosphere

August 11, 2008 · 1 Comment

“Blagojevich joked with reporters at the Illinois State Fair on Saturday, deadpanning that he is booked to speak at four in morning in a men’s room at Denver’s Colorado Convention Center,” AP reports.

Actually, Blago is scheduled to speak from 4:12 to 4:13 a.m in a men’s room in Idaho, which will be wired by the feds in case he incriminates himself.

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Citizen Kate Totally Ready To Lead

August 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Help keep her on the trail for more great moments like the Barack Obama butterhead and John Edwards telling her that a great leader is “someone who is honest and very open” and that “America wants to feel like they can trust their president.”

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Platform Pablum

July 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“Every four years, the Democratic Party assembles a platform that outlines the party’s position on a number of issues,” the latest e-mail to supporters from Obama HQ says. “Traditionally, the drafting of the platform is not open to ordinary people. This year, that’s going to change.

“For two weeks in July, people all across America will hold Platform Meetings in their own communities to discuss the issues and share their input. The outcome of these meetings will be reviewed by the Drafting Committee as it creates the final Platform.”

So, in other words, anyone who wants to forward ideas to the platform-writers can, just like the old days!

Thing is, I think Obama’s core supporters are already trying to write the platform, but he’s not listening.

This is another brilliant marketing move, but packaging change is different than actually enacting it. Nothing of consequence will appear in the party’s platform as a result of these meetings that otherwise wouldn’t. But it’s a nice, if empty, organizing tool that creates the appearance of engagement while party insiders do their thing.

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Convention Wisdom

July 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

In an e-mail sent to supporters, campaign manager David Plouffe reveals today that Barack Obama will forego the usual convention hall acceptance speech for an open-air event in Denver.

Why?

“Barack has made it clear that this is your convention, not his.”

Oh. I was guessing the stunning visuals.

“It’s going to be an amazing event, and Barack would like you to join him.”

Really? Me?

“If you make a donation of $5 or more between now and midnight on July 31st, you could be one of 10 supporters chosen to fly to Denver and spend two days and nights at the convention, meet Barack backstage, and watch his acceptance speech in person. Each of the ten supporters who are selected will be able to bring one guest to join them.”

Aha. Funny, I don’t remember an e-mail going out about this. But it’s your convention, not Barack’s!

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