“Even the people at Channel 32 felt bad enough to round his vote total up to 2% during the final 10 minutes of the newscast,” a Division Street reader writes. “The final tally was 1.3%. Based on the number of people who submitted, at least in the online poll, that equals THREE people. His actual vote total was close to his percentage.”
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KENT BROCKMAN: “Now, here are some results from our phone-in poll: 95% of the people believe Homer Simpson is guilty. Of course, this is just a television poll which is not legally binding . . . unless proposition 304 passes. And we all pray that it will.”
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Unindicted Co-conspirator // July 23, 2008 at 1:59 pm
He would have gotten 4 votes, but nobody has taught The Toddler how to call on the telephone yet.
It’s believed to be a skill beyond his capabilities.