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Gov. Daley

June 25, 2008 · 1 Comment

According to Fran Spielman and Rich Miller, Bill Daley is once again considering a run for governor.

I wonder what a Bill Daley Administration would look like.

* Jim Thompson heads transition team.
* Treasurer’s Office outsourced to J.P. Morgan.
* Duffs get Illinois State Fair contract.
* Legislators get pay raises in exchange for no longer showing up to work.
* Statewide Hired Trucks!
* Capitol dome becomes rooftop garden.
* State flower becomes the dollar bill.

Categories: Dumb Ideas · Fake Pols · Punditocracy · The Daley Show
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  • J.R. // June 25, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    The Daley family sucks, do they have their own secret police yet? Typical Illinois electing idiots upon idiots, no wonder why I’ll never live in that giant corrupt garbage bin

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